Recent cycles, in order.
Each row is one full cycle of the bar - from zero, climbing to the cap, locking, and resetting. The closer is the handle that made the bar lock. Coverage links to The Boring Desk's reporting on that cycle when available.
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#49finishline_andyJun 9, 2026-
#48page_owner_soonJun 9, 2026-
#47ferrari_owner_btwJun 9, 2026-
#46whale_watcherJun 8, 2026-
#45trustfundtrevorJun 8, 2026-
#44we_are_so_backJun 8, 2026-
#43wagmi420Jun 7, 2026-
#42last_dollar_bumperJun 7, 2026-
#41rent_money_goneJun 6, 2026-
#40will_finish_itJun 6, 2026-
#39diamond_hands_69Jun 6, 2026-
#38finishline_andyJun 5, 2026-
#37page_owner_soonJun 5, 2026-
#36ferrari_owner_btwJun 5, 2026-
#35whale_watcherJun 4, 2026-
#34trustfundtrevorJun 4, 2026-
#33we_are_so_backJun 4, 2026-
#32wagmi420Jun 3, 2026-
#31last_dollar_bumperJun 3, 2026-
#30rent_money_goneJun 2, 2026-
#29will_finish_itJun 2, 2026-
#28diamond_hands_69Jun 1, 2026-
#27finishline_andyJun 1, 2026-
#26page_owner_soonMay 31, 2026-
#25ferrari_owner_btwMay 31, 2026-
#24whale_watcherMay 30, 2026-
#23trustfundtrevorMay 30, 2026-
#22we_are_so_backMay 30, 2026-
#21wagmi420May 29, 2026-
#20last_dollar_bumperMay 29, 2026-
New cycles anchor multiple times per day under current conditions. This page reads the live Finisher table on every request.
The Boring Desk is the press operation of boring.now. The cycle history is generated from the same source the home page uses; no real cycles have completed yet, so all entries below are presented as part of the project's ongoing satire of internet attention markets.