Every cycle, in order.
Each row is one full cycle of the bar - from zero, climbing to the cap, locking, and resetting. The closer is the handle that made the bar lock. Coverage links to The Boring Desk's reporting on that cycle when available.
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#4page_owner_soonApr 24, 2026-
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New cycles anchor every four days. This page updates daily.
The Boring Desk is the press operation of boring.now. The cycle history is generated from the same source the home page uses; no real cycles have completed yet, so all entries below are presented as part of the project's ongoing satire of internet attention markets.